{"product_id":"i-love-my-asshole-kids-oven-mitt","title":"I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAh yes, motherly love!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis high quality oven mitt is insulated and made with a 100% cotton material! One side of the oven mitt features a mother making her kids a casserole and reads \"I love my asshole kids.\" The other side features her asshole kids and the family dog (probably also an asshole) playing outside! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe bottom edge of the mitt is a pale yellow and has a matching loop for convenient hanging when not in use. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eGreat gift for the chef in your life!! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 12\" x 7.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade by Blue Q\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Shop of Things","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46023596703956,"sku":"MIT-LOVE-KD","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1224\/8434\/files\/JJL_3376-3.jpg?v=1739228754","url":"https:\/\/ashopofthings.com\/products\/i-love-my-asshole-kids-oven-mitt","provider":"A Shop of Things","version":"1.0","type":"link"}